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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 13:57

What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

-”Ah so!”

-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

Dr No

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A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

The Man with the Golden Gun